I wonder how much they charge per night for accomodation? ;D
"Tired after a long mission, or just looking for somewhere to get away from it all after combat? Well here at HMS Illustrious we offer four and a half star (AA) accomodation: sit back and relax with a cocktail while our experienced mechanics perform an engine change on your steed, or a simple wash of the windscreen, if that's all you'd prefer instead.
Call 555 RN G-o-t-N-o-P-l-a-n-e-s to book for this once in a lifetime experience."
FlyCookie: Corsair67, I think you must be a latent USMC Harrier driver!
Apart from that, the quotes from the Marine pilots re launch and recovery on Lusty compared to USN stovl flattops is interesting. I'm actually surprised they were allowed to go to press with these, along with the thinly veiled frustration they have with the USN and getting ski-jumps.
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www.marinecorpstimes.com/news/2007/08/marine_lustymain_070805/ Marines experience Brit style on 'Lusty' By Vago Muradian - Staff writer
Posted : Wednesday Aug 8, 2007 5:41:53 EDT
ABOARD HMS ILLUSTRIOUS — What's the definition of heaven if you're a
Marine Harrier pilot? Why, spending two weeks on one of Britain's aircraft
carriers, of course.
"What's not to like? The flying's awesome, the food and quarters are great, and you
can get a drink at the end of the day," said Maj. Stephan "Poppy" Bradicich, the
executive officer of Marine Attack Squadron 542 who helped plan the
unprecedented embarkation of 16 Harriers and 200 Marines aboard HMS
Illustrious, known as "Lusty" to its crew.
The largest-ever embark of Marine personnel and aircraft aboard a foreign warship
July 15-31 was part of Joint Task Force Exercise Operation Bold Step 07-02 that
included the Harry S. Truman and Dwight D. Eisenhower strike groups, to prepare
Truman for its upcoming deployment.
The accommodations and food drew high marks from the Marines. They enjoyed
everything from curry night to such traditional Royal Navy dishes as "hammy eggy
cheesy" — toast layered with shredded ham, an egg and covered with melted cheese
— and kippered herrings along with eggs, bacon and beans for breakfast, or haggis
and bashed neeps — mashed turnips — for dinner. The ship even features "Chips at
Six" — fresh french fries served in the bar before dinner.
Other pluses? A roomy, teak quarterdeck aft to take a quiet break or take in a
sunset, beautifully varnished wooden ladders and generous carpeting — which are
stripped when the ship goes into battle — and Internet connectivity that works
every time.
But one of the most satisfying things is that the ship is a strike carrier where
Harriers, not helicopters, are the priority.
"This is the Royal Navy's A team, and they live and breathe strike," said Col. Eric
"Beans" Van Camp, the commanding officer of Marine Aircraft Group 14, who also
commanded the U.S. air group aboard Illustrious. "On a gator, the Harriers are
secondary to the amphibious and helicopter mission."
Then there is the piece de resistance, the 20-foot-long blond oak bar that is the
centerpiece of a spacious lounge, part of the wardroom annex where off-duty
officers can draw a pint, dram, cocktail, coffee or tea and reflect on the day and
prepare for tomorrow.
"Everyone's working really hard, but it's also OK to relax afterward with a beer,
within the rules we live by," Van Camp said. "The challenge is maintaining that
balance between mission and safety."
If you're flying the next day, you're not drinking, nor are you staying up late,
Bradicich said as he sipped a soft drink.
"It's a great tool that we don't have," Bradicich said. "On our ships, there's no place
where you can really unwind, get to know your shipmates on a personal level, and
solve disagreements. Our view is that if you have free time, you should be doing
something other than hanging around. Here, everyone works just as hard, but they
also know how to unwind. It's a huge philosophical difference."
That philosophical difference manifests in the relaxed atmosphere aboard the ship,
including the relationship between officers and ratings — British for enlisted
personnel.
Case in point? Expect a cheery "good morning" as you make your way down the
passage or an offer for help if you look lost. And in a welcome relief for the
American contingent, the 1MC system doesn't crackle with announcements 24
hours a day, and the officers don't carry radios to contact one another or the
captain.
"When you have a third of the ship asleep at any given time, it doesn't make much
sense to be waking them by blaring unnecessary announcements every few
minutes," one British officer said.
In fact, the only announcement is from the operations center that details the day's
plan and tests important alarms. The only other time you hear the loudspeaker is
when there's a problem, such as a fire or engineering casualty.
And why don't the officers carry radios like their American counterparts? "What the
bloody hell do you need a radio for?" the British officer asked. "You know the plan,
what the captain's intentions and expectations are. As an officer, your job is to lead,
and if you need to talk to the captain all the time, then you're not doing your job or
letting him do his."
Another philosophical difference is that the British are open to ideas that to
Americans seem goofy, but work, such as the 12-degree ramp at the bow of the ship
that dramatically improves Harrier operations. Senior U.S. naval officers over the
decades have vetoed the idea, saying they don't like how it looks and that it takes up
three helicopter landing spots. British and Marine officers say only one deck spot is
lost to the "ski jump."
To a man, Marine pilots want the ramps installed on their ships to improve
operational flexibility and safety.
"We're all in love with the ski ramp because when you come off that ramp, you're
flying," Bradicich said. "From our ships, if you're fully loaded, you need 750 feet,
and even then you've got some sink once you clear the deck. Here, you can do the
same thing in 450 feet and you're climbing."
But the ramp is intimidating at first sight, pilots said.
"I expected it to be violent, but when you take off, it's almost a non-event," said
Maj. Grant "Postal" Pennington, a pilot with VMA-513 at Marine Corps Air Station
Yuma, Ariz. "Up you go, and you're climbing. It's a great experience."
Equally important is the ship that's bolted to the ramp, pilots said.
"Some of our younger guys who haven't flown from our ships yet are in for a big
surprise when they do," Bradicich said. "This is probably the best ship you could
possibly fly a Harrier from. It's not very big, but it's really stable, no roll, just a little
pitch, not like the flat-bottom gators that roll so much. You've got the island
moving 30 feet in each direction when you're trying to land. That tends to get your
attention."
The combination of ski ramp, stability and dedicated crew contributed to a
breakneck operational pace. The Marines proudly logged a ship record 79 takeoffs
and landings in one day.
"These guys are great. We've qualed 28 guys in three days, most with eight landings
and takeoffs, so even though we said that we were going to crawl, walk, run, our
pace has been tremendous, even with different procedures," Pennington said. "We
like to approach the ship at 45 degrees and hit one of the spots, but they approach
from dead astern, come to a hover abeam, slide over, then drop down to the deck.
It's different, but you get the hang of it."
The only downside? "The thought that we're going to have to get off," Bradicich
said.
USMC AV8B Harriers ranged on the flight deck of HMS Illustrious.