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Post by stu on Feb 4, 2008 19:56:31 GMT 12
Caption contest ..... First prize is the feeling of cleverness you get for being able to come up with an astute witticism as my mind is a total void at present - traumatised at the prospect of having to work with "Dobbo" again tonight
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Post by ARU on Feb 4, 2008 20:35:55 GMT 12
In American aviation's defense the following was quoted
"As our sign clearly reads "learn to fly", we never said anything about landing"
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Post by sniff on Feb 4, 2008 20:39:00 GMT 12
There was no accident, it was a fast-growing tree!
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Post by stingray on Feb 4, 2008 20:59:28 GMT 12
Penalties for clipping the fence during competitions in america are much more rigorous than in New Zealand
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Post by ARU on Feb 4, 2008 21:04:46 GMT 12
After century's of burning fossil fuels, mother nature finally strikes back
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Post by hairy on Feb 4, 2008 21:14:21 GMT 12
Hill-billy arresting system.
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andyc
Flying Officer
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Post by andyc on Feb 4, 2008 21:35:10 GMT 12
Grow your own aircraft - only $49.99
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Post by Bruce on Feb 4, 2008 21:37:00 GMT 12
Oh, that old thing, its just a decoy to attract 'em as theyre flying past!
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Post by philip on Feb 4, 2008 21:54:12 GMT 12
yall see, planes grow on trees round here
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rnzaffanatic
Flight Lieutenant
yee-haa spaghetti break!
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Post by rnzaffanatic on Feb 4, 2008 22:14:44 GMT 12
'...don't worry, if the simulator ive got at home is as acurate as i think, we should bounce back to about 300 ft in the air'
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Post by Bruce on Feb 5, 2008 9:47:51 GMT 12
According to the AIP, the airfield obstacle survey was last carried out in 1933....
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Post by corsair67 on Feb 5, 2008 10:01:38 GMT 12
Okay, I think we've just about covered everything there is to learn about the stall.......
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Post by turboNZ on Feb 5, 2008 11:09:54 GMT 12
Couldn't find a Curtiss Jenny for the new barnstorming business, so a Piper/Cessna twin did the trick !!
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Post by brassnz on Feb 5, 2008 11:57:35 GMT 12
"Hello, American Aviation? When you asked me to fly into your nearest branch, I thought you meant..."
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Post by corsair67 on Feb 5, 2008 13:56:58 GMT 12
"FOD can cost you a lot of money. Make sure all areas of the airfield are free from debris, such as twigs and branches." ;D
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rnzaffanatic
Flight Lieutenant
yee-haa spaghetti break!
Posts: 71
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Post by rnzaffanatic on Feb 5, 2008 16:49:19 GMT 12
"I told you, you were too low for your approach"
"I was changing songs on my i pod, ok?"
"bah young people"
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Post by smithy on Feb 5, 2008 22:45:21 GMT 12
"Bugger."
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Post by flyjoe180 on Feb 6, 2008 8:48:17 GMT 12
"I know you're a member of the Green Party but have you thought at all that maybe, just maybe, you are taking this tree love thing a bit far?"
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Post by corsair67 on Feb 6, 2008 10:17:09 GMT 12
"Okay, maybe I should have been a little clearer when I said give her a bit more stick?"
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