Post by turboNZ on Nov 14, 2007 11:38:37 GMT 12
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down.....
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
We always hear " the rules "
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Men are NOT mind readers.
Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
Crying is blackmail.
Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.
Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect
us to act like soap opera guys.
If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
Commercials.
Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.
If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
hassle.
If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer
you don't want to hear.
When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...
Really .
Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as Football, the shotgun formation, or cars.
You have enough clothes.
You have too many shoes.
I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping…..
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
We always hear " the rules "
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Men are NOT mind readers.
Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
Crying is blackmail.
Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.
Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect
us to act like soap opera guys.
If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
Commercials.
Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.
If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
hassle.
If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer
you don't want to hear.
When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...
Really .
Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as Football, the shotgun formation, or cars.
You have enough clothes.
You have too many shoes.
I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping…..
