|
Post by dakman on May 18, 2011 8:06:26 GMT 12
Propeller a device for keeping the pilot cool see the sweat when it stops
|
|
|
Post by baz62 on May 18, 2011 15:46:03 GMT 12
From Open all hours: "Bu-Bu-Burglars!" And " Oh its Mrs Fu-Fu-Featherstone"
|
|
|
Post by Dave Homewood on May 18, 2011 23:50:01 GMT 12
"This business of Osama Bin Laden and his pornography, I mean they couldn't find the guy for, like, nine years! You'd think he'd do a better job of hiding his porn!" David Letterman
|
|
|
Post by Parrotfish on May 19, 2011 0:11:28 GMT 12
Seagoon "I hear you were taken prisoner during the war?" Bloodnok "Yes, Dartmoor"
The Goons.
|
|
|
Post by Dave Homewood on May 21, 2011 23:08:33 GMT 12
"Due to bad weather, the strike at Heathrow has been diverted to Manchester." Ronnie Corbett, The Two Ronnines (late news)
|
|
|
Post by general on May 22, 2011 9:33:20 GMT 12
"Silence!" . . when you speak to an officer!" ("Quoted from 'Hitler: My part in his downfall') - sergeant to Milligan when he reported for duty.
"I didn't know guinea pigs could swim". - anon
All I want in life is a soft pillow, a kind word and unlimited power.
Talk softly and carry a big stick.
Diplomacy is saying "Nice doggy" while you look for a rock.
That which we persist in doing becomes easier for us to do; not that the nature of the thing has changed but that our ability to do it has increased. - Ralph W. Emerson.
Incompatibility isn't the reason why couples separate, it's the reason couples marry in the first place.
It was a situation of extreme hazard requiring presence of mind when he much preferred absence of body.
BAC Strikemaster: constant noise, variable thrust.
|
|
|
Post by Dave Homewood on May 25, 2011 21:50:25 GMT 12
Two more from Ronnie Barker in The News from the Two Ronnies:
"A British Rail spokesman said today fares are to go up 20%, but we will give value for money. Journeys from today wil take 20% longer."
"A man was arrested today for peering through the changing cubicles at an out-sized dress shop. He described himself as a quantity surveyor."
|
|
av8rsm8
Flight Lieutenant
Posts: 93
|
Post by av8rsm8 on Jun 5, 2011 17:37:08 GMT 12
Golfer Mark James "I couldn't live anywhere other than Britain, but I'd quite like it parked off the coast of Australia."
|
|