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Jul 12, 2024 14:23:52 GMT 12
Post by Antonio on Jul 12, 2024 14:23:52 GMT 12
MWWWWAAAA ![https://scontent.fwlg3-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.2147-6/450447849_867328804962245_923116580851980916_n.jpg?stp=c0.5x0.5f_dst-jpg_flffffff_p500x261_q75&_nc_cat=107&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=39b8c1&_nc_ohc=ElbmV-hY0FEQ7kNvgFrlIUV&_nc_ht=scontent.fwlg3-1.fna&cb_e2o_trans=q&oh=00_AYD3CP6cMyVkjZcajDALKC9p_KFeet3oZyFa50quxHc2Lw&oe=66967740](https://scontent.fwlg3-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.2147-6/450447849_867328804962245_923116580851980916_n.jpg?stp=c0.5x0.5f_dst-jpg_flffffff_p500x261_q75&_nc_cat=107&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=39b8c1&_nc_ohc=ElbmV-hY0FEQ7kNvgFrlIUV&_nc_ht=scontent.fwlg3-1.fna&cb_e2o_trans=q&oh=00_AYD3CP6cMyVkjZcajDALKC9p_KFeet3oZyFa50quxHc2Lw&oe=66967740)
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Jokes
Jul 12, 2024 19:33:19 GMT 12
Post by planecrazy on Jul 12, 2024 19:33:19 GMT 12
MWWWWAAAA ![https://scontent.fwlg3-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.2147-6/450447849_867328804962245_923116580851980916_n.jpg?stp=c0.5x0.5f_dst-jpg_flffffff_p500x261_q75&_nc_cat=107&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=39b8c1&_nc_ohc=ElbmV-hY0FEQ7kNvgFrlIUV&_nc_ht=scontent.fwlg3-1.fna&cb_e2o_trans=q&oh=00_AYD3CP6cMyVkjZcajDALKC9p_KFeet3oZyFa50quxHc2Lw&oe=66967740](https://scontent.fwlg3-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.2147-6/450447849_867328804962245_923116580851980916_n.jpg?stp=c0.5x0.5f_dst-jpg_flffffff_p500x261_q75&_nc_cat=107&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=39b8c1&_nc_ohc=ElbmV-hY0FEQ7kNvgFrlIUV&_nc_ht=scontent.fwlg3-1.fna&cb_e2o_trans=q&oh=00_AYD3CP6cMyVkjZcajDALKC9p_KFeet3oZyFa50quxHc2Lw&oe=66967740) That's taking not having the Bledislowe cup for a while too far!
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Post by errolmartyn on Jul 12, 2024 22:19:11 GMT 12
Why the employment of consultants is not a good idea . . .
THE SHEPHERD
A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand new BMW advanced out of the dust cloud toward him. The driver, a young man in a Broni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out of the window and asked the shepherd, “If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock will you give me one?”
The shepherd looked at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looked at his peacefully grazing flock and calmly answered, “Sure”.
The yuppie parked his car, whipped out his notebook and connected it to a mobile phone, then he surfed to a NASA page on the internet where he called up a GPS satellite navigation system, scanned the area, and then opened up the database and an Excel spreadsheet with complex formulae. He sent an e-mail on his notebook and after a few minutes received a response. Finally, he prints out a 150-page report on his hi-tech mini printer, then turns to the shepherd and says, “You have exactly 1586 sheep.”
“That is correct, take one of the sheep,” said the shepherd. He watches the young man select an animal and bundle it into his car.
Then the shepherd says, “If I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my sheep?”
“OK, why not”, answered the young man.
“Clearly, you are a consultant,” said the shepherd.
“That’s correct”, says the yuppie, “but how did you guess that?”
“No guessing required”, answered the shepherd.
“You turned up here, although nobody called you. You want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked, and you don’t know crap about my business.”
“Now give me back my dog.”
Cheers, Errol
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